Careers. Oh yes.

  • Teacher: I have a riddle for you. I am constantly in your mind, I help your needs, but I can ruin you.
  • Me: Paul McCartney.
  • Teacher: You tell me what to do, and I will do it.
  • Me: Paul McCartney.
  • Teacher: I work like a machine. All day, all night.
  • Me: PAUL McCARTNEY.
  • Teacher: I can cause you happiness and lead you to failure.
  • Me: IT'S PAUL McCARTNEY, PEOPLE.
  • Teacher: No. It's "Habbits"
  • Me: Exactly. Paul McCartney.